"I can't wait for my boyfriend to get here!  He's going to love the Valentine's Day gift I've prepared for him!  Oh, there's the door now, that must be him!"  Oh how embarrassing, it's my neighbor!

"Hi Ashley, can I come in?  I just walked over to let you know your boyfriend won't make it today.  He was at my kegger last night and by 4 a.m. he was puking and now he's crashing on my sofa for the day.  Wow, you look great..."

"Um... thanks... well, thanks for coming over... bye..."

"What's your hurry?  Don't turn me down -- you look so hot--!"

How many ways are there to express disagreement with a co-worker?  Three, if you have a chair like this one...

This is one of my favorite positions - on the floor with one leg leashed up.  Unfortunately it can be very hard on the foot, so I don't do it very often.  At one point we were considering variations of the position and Claire tried rolling onto her stomach.  Damon said something like "can I do you like this" and she said "go ahead but be really careful because if you push me I think it'll break my neck."  So don't try this at home (pics 74, 75, 76).

Dateless on Halloween night, she dressed up as an amazon warrior chick and went to a house party.  She kind of liked the host -- he was really fun -- so she partied on into the night with him, not noticing when everyone else had left.  Then suddenly he got rude and crude and turned her off, but it was too late....

His performance review hadn't gone very well.  Suddenly it dawned on him that there was no point in trying to keep this job any longer.  There was just one more thing he wanted to accomplish before he walked out that door... 

Photos by Jon Woods 

Lorelei says:

"This is an unusual update with an unusual photoset.

"This isn't a standard Force Fantasies set.  These photos hold an unusual distinction.  They're stills and screencaps from a video, 'Please Don't Do This', that was shot as a custom and then quickly cursed by the censorship situation in the United States.  First we had to edit out the simulated sex.  Then our DVD outlet declined to sell it anyway.  Then we found out that Clips4Sale couldn't even sell clips from it because the content is now unacceptable per their guidelines.  Finally, all we could do with this beleagured little story was to make it available by snail-mail order, solely by USA check or money order.  Consequently we've only sold a single copy.  Sigh!

"Anyway, I spent a few days preparing these jpgs for you.  Hopefully you'll find them interesting, even though they're not our typical fare.

Poor Aliana had such bad luck!  First she tried to get a high-paying job waitressing at Hooters Bar & Restaurant, but they turned her down, so she ended up having to work across the street at the shabbier Objectified-Women Cafe instead.  Then her first day at work went terribly and she went home miserable.  The second she got to her bedroom she went online, intending to email a few friends to cheer herself up.  But then a burglar showed up and wanted her laptop!  She tried to put up a fight, but it was clear he was going to win anyway.  Unfortunately, as soon as he had the laptop, he changed his mind -- and decided he wanted HER a lot more than he wanted the laptop!

Darla arrived with a cute leopard bikini that she'd made.  She was hoping we could use it for photos.  So together we made the room into a goofy Flintstones-type dwelling.  Then mean ol' Cavedude showed up!

The Snoop: I don't even know what this cute little snoop was looking for. Obviously she got something she wasn't looking for.

Ho, Ho, Uh oh.

The roadworker came to the door asking to refill her water bottle. Once she got inside, it wasn't so easy to get out... 

She kept him waiting, and waiting, and waiting.  By the time she was ready to go, he wasn't in the mood for a dinner out.  He was in the mood for something else.

Since I'm around models all the time, you would think I'd have fantasies about the photographer/model scenario.  But for some reason I don't.  Still, I know others do, so we decided to do this roleplay for you folks out there.  This little story features an overheated photographer and an ice queen model who just won't warm up to his advances. 

Can you believe we did these outdoor photos mid-January?  Sure, it's Los Angeles, but even Los Angeles isn't usually this nice out in the middle of the winter.  Anyway, we saw the opportunity so we immediately headed for the van.

Angie & Devon were really fun.  We had a lot of laughs during the project, and I believe this was the first time that a model sang more songs during a shoot than I did.  Oh, and Angie even made cute little "damsel noises" during the photo shoot, at times.

I never have the budget for a perfect set, but a table and a couple chairs is more than enough when you have the imagination of two great performers.  I never had to ask Anastasia and Liam for certain poses.  They would just start roleplaying and away they'd go... all I did was snap the pictures.  I loved it!

We're back at the cafe for more shenanigans!  I know this roleplay doesn't make any sense, but it was fun.  Claire looked cute in the waitress uniform, Damon's right at home in a Ninja costume, and we were all amused at Jon's portrayal of a selfish west-coast-businessman type who won't stop his celphone call for one moment -- not even to see what all the ruckus is about...

A sexy costume force-fantasy just in time for Halloween.

Shirley had the nerve to criticize her team leader's crappy work.  She didn't know you never get serious with this dude.

He wanted to goof off, she wanted him to get back to work.  Hmm, how to resolve this conflict?  :)